What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?
16.06.2025 00:29
Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?
Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.
ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?
Do women really cheat more than men?
HELLO
Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?
I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.
Why can't white people just surrender their white privilege?
I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.
Sure no problem officer.
{RING} {RING}
Have you ever really seen aliens or UFOs by yourself? Can you share your experience?
Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??
I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.
No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.
What are some tips for braiding a woman's hair on a date?
Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.
After a few moments he returns.
Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?
Has anyone shared his wife with a friend? How was it?
Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.
Yes sir it is.